Don't try Afroman

Afroman was performing for Fat Tuesday in Mississippi & this girl decided to walk her drunk behind up to the stage and dance. 

Afroman was not here for it!  

He went right on a knocked her head off. I swear they got to be putting her head back on her body. 

It's wrong that he hit her, that's just not right, but she shouldn't have brought her drunk ass on stage. 

Everybody can't treat their drunks like Solange.

Roses, Thorns, and Trashy Cans

I haven't been here in a while, because I've been busy.  Well actually, I haven't felt like being here, but that's a different story for another day.  Anyways, I woke up yesterday, on my relaxing day off, to twitter going crazy over Amber Rose Dragging Khole Kardashian from California to Florida.  

Let me give you the full story (because that's what I do).

Amber Rose was on the Breakfast Club and they asked her how she felt about this whole Tyga (the 25 year old rapper that her best friend has a baby by), leaving his girl and now dating Kylie Jenner (the now 17 year old KarTrashyCan child).

Well, Amber said that she didn't think it was right for a 25 year old man to date a 17 year old girl.  And she was basically letting the world know how she was taken advantage of at 15 and was a stripper.  She know how older people can prey on younger people and get them to do things they really aren't ready for.  (I made my own assumption).  

So Khloe, the beefy Kardashian? (we don't know who her daddy is) got on twitter and said the same thing she says to everybody that says something about her family.  Note... Her family makes their money by people talking about them, but I guess she doesn't people to talk about them THIS time?  

And she tried to bring up the fact that Amber was a stripper at 15, things we already know.

Well, Khloe, tried it with the wrong one today.  Amber had all day to be petty and childish, and that's exactly what she did.  She was petty and childish.

And she let Khloe have it

Khloe bowed out because she figured out that Amber would clap back.  (remember, Amber makes her money the same way the KarTrashyCans make their money) and she could get her name out there the same way. 

Amber didn't care at all.  She said she will continue to drag Khloe because, what else do she have to do. 

And saying Amber hit below the belt talking about Khloe mom's was at the trial for her real dad while her current step dad was at the trial and her father (the one who raised her) defended him.

That Put me out!

And we know how y'all family do, being around the man that y'all say you not with but right there with them.

So Charlamagne (the one who started all of this anyways) busted out with a "Tyga will be on the breakfast club tomorrow" tweet.

So we all sat back, buying our popcorn and getting our drinks ready for this entertainment.

So Tyga woke his happy ass up and decided "this was his moment" to go on and say the same thing that we already knew he was going to say.  "I ain't sleeping with her."

And that's where we are today.

What do I have to say about this:

Tyga:  

 So this is my thing, Tyga has been around this girl all this time since she was 16 and they together on holidays and spending a lot of quality time together.  He says the black community is saying he's sleeping with this girl and it's blacks people who make this up.  Sir, being black ain't got nothing to do with the obvious.  Don't run around with a 17 year old girl, doing things you would do with your baby mama and expect people to be like "oh they are just friends."  Y'all together on Valentine's day, you giving her flowers, y'al together on Christmas, you giving her presents.  Boy Please!  

And don't try to say you just enjoy her company.  I enjoy my friends, but I don't need to be with them like that.  And also, what do you have in common with a 16 year old girl (you been linked to dating her since she was 16) AND ON TOP OF THAT!!! why you know what the age of consent is in different states?  Are you studying the law and having sex with her in places where the legal age is 17?  Who knows these laws in other states when they live in California where the legal age of consent is 18?  Only a person trying to do something illegal where they live and legal where they are going.  The time I don't have for your yellow bone pedophile ass is up.  Good bye!!!

Khloe:

Ma'am, I am all great for going up for my family.  But girl, did you listen to the interview.  Well, yes you did.  But did you comprehend the interview.  Amber was ASKED how she felt about her friend's baby daddy leaving her and messing with your 17 year old sister.  Amber didn't bring that up.  That wasn't why she was there.  And then, you come with the same ole stuff you tried to get Adrianna Bailon with saying "we don't talk about you."  Girl, your family makes their money off us talking about you, so that argument makes no sense at all.  My family makes money off our popularity because we have no other talents, and that sex tape was whack so we don't see talent there either,  so I'm going to go in on a girl defending my little sister on a man who is 8 years older than her.  What you should have said, and this would have deaded everything. " My sister is not sleeping with that man."  Did you deny your little sister sleeeping with him?  Nope, you just added fuel to the damn fire saying don't talk about us.  There's a lie that someone is doing on 1 of my brothers now and what do I do, deny the lie, then I tell a MF to keep his name out of their mouth.  But what we going to clear up first is that lie.

To the people:  Some of y'all are saying Amber hit too low below the belt.  What fights have y'all been in.  Every fight I've been in, I try to hit below the belt all the way down to the foot if I have to.  Why would I fight fair.  What's fair about a fight?  Like seriously.  I've read "the family should be off limits."  The family on TV that makes their money off us talking about them should be off limits THIS TIME.  Oh Ok.  That makes sense. I don't care how they feel.  I don't care what they say.  I don't care who I hurt.  You came for me, so let me send you away CRYING.  But I guess I'll just be called a bully again because of that.