Monday, March 31, 2014

Drunk In Love: Real Life Edition

We be all night, or maybe 15 minutes, but that is not the point right now.

This lady
Maura Fussel who is 26 years old had to pose for her mugshot.
Get into the robe they put on her because...

She was naked at the police station!

 So her husband was arrested, for whatever they won't say.  And she decided (after a few drinks) "let me go and have some fun with my husband."  She thought that was a good damn idea.  Right Damn Now.

Drunk in LOOOOOOOVVVVVEEE

She went up to the police station with no clothes on and refused to get dressed or leave in a cab.

Umm,  Question
 

How did she get the option to leave in a cab?
I've seen people drunk and get arrested immediately for public intoxication.
Maybe they don't have that in Arlington VA

Maybe her flesh was the right tone to show up naked.


Back to the story...

She went up to the station with no clothes on to see her husband.  And the police wouldn't let her (of course).  Told her she can leave or she had to put on some clothes.  


Then she still wouldn't leave because that's not how this works.  I make a request and it gets done immediately.


Then she gets arrested for public intoxication and indecent exposure.  She was held until she sobered up and put on some clothes.


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